{"id":1349,"date":"2024-10-03T22:34:25","date_gmt":"2024-10-03T22:34:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=1349"},"modified":"2024-10-03T22:34:25","modified_gmt":"2024-10-03T22:34:25","slug":"reading-this-joke-brilliant-continuation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=1349","title":{"rendered":"reading this joke: Brilliant continuation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>aughed with tears all day after reading this joke: Brilliant continuation in the first comment \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas.<\/p>\n<p>So, he took off to Africa. A few years later, he returned.<\/p>\n<p>As he approached his house he got stunned by the luxurious and rich look of the house.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He knocked on the door, and the servant opened.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs the housewife in?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>The servant replied: \u201cJust a moment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife comes out: Wife: Wow, my man, all dressed up as a rich man after these years.<\/p>\n<p>Husband: Guess what? I am rich.<\/p>\n<p>Wife: How?<\/p>\n<p>Husband: I went to Africa, and found people walking with no underwear and sleeping on sand \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Husband: I went to Africa and found people walking with no underwear and sleeping on sand so I began to make and sell underwear and beds.<\/p>\n<p>Due to the high demand, I got rich fast.<\/p>\n<p>Wife: A man, with all of your strength, had to go all the way to Africa, making beds and underwear, to get rich, and I am a little woman that stayed here, without underwear and on a single bed\u2026I got REAL rich<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>aughed with tears all day after reading this joke: Brilliant continuation in the first comment \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47 &nbsp; &nbsp; A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A few years later, he returned. As he approached his house&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"default","_kad_post_title":"default","_kad_post_layout":"default","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"default","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"default","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1350,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349\/revisions\/1350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}