Dear Wife,
\nI\u2019m leaving you for good. In 7 years of marriage, I\u2019ve been a good man with nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks were rough. You quit your job, didn\u2019t notice my new haircut, my cooking, or my new silk boxers. You\u2019ve lost interest in us as a couple. Whether you\u2019re cheating or don\u2019t love me anymore, I\u2019m done. Your EX-Husband.
\nP.S. Don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving to West Virginia!<\/p>\n
Dear Ex-Husband,
\nYour letter made my day. I noticed your haircut but thought you looked girly, didn\u2019t comment. You cooked pork\u2014I stopped eating it 7 years ago. The $50 silk boxers? My sister borrowed that amount earlier. Still, I loved you. I won $10 million, quit my job, and got us tickets to Jamaica, but you left. My lawyer says you get nothing.
\nP.S. My sister Carla was born Carl\u2014hope that\u2019s okay!<\/p>\n
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