{"id":2052,"date":"2024-11-23T17:11:33","date_gmt":"2024-11-23T17:11:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=2052"},"modified":"2024-11-23T17:11:33","modified_gmt":"2024-11-23T17:11:33","slug":"papa-bear-and-mama-bear-are-getting-a-divorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=2052","title":{"rendered":"Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce.You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce.In court they bring in baby bear.<\/p>\n<p>The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he\u2019d like to live with?\u201c<br \/>\nWell not papa bear he beats me,\u201d says baby bear.\u201cSo mama bear?\u201dasks the Judge.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh no she beats me even worse than papa bear,\u201d says baby bear.\u201cSo who would you like to live with?\u201dthe Judge asks curiously.\u201cMy grandma bear in Chicago.\u201d says baby bear.\u201cYour grandma bear doesn\u2019t beat you?\u201d asks the Judge?\u201cOh no the Chicago Bears don\u2019t beat anyone<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce.You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce.In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he\u2019d like to live with?\u201c Well not papa bear he beats me,\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2053,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"default","_kad_post_title":"default","_kad_post_layout":"default","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"default","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"default","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2052"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2054,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2052\/revisions\/2054"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}