{"id":2143,"date":"2024-11-25T16:44:44","date_gmt":"2024-11-25T16:44:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=2143"},"modified":"2024-11-25T16:44:44","modified_gmt":"2024-11-25T16:44:44","slug":"a-man-went-to-his-lawyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=2143","title":{"rendered":"A man went to his lawyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to his lawyer and told him, \u201cMy neighbor owes me $500 and he won\u2019t pay up. What should I do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Do you have any proof he owes you the money?\u201d asked the lawyer. \u201cNope,\u201d replied the man.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,\u201d said the lawyer.<\/p>\n<p>But it\u2019s only $500,\u201d replied the man. \u201cPrecisely. That\u2019s what he will reply and then you\u2019ll have your proof!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to his lawyer and told him, \u201cMy neighbor owes me $500 and he won\u2019t pay up. What should I do?\u201d Do you have any proof he owes you the money?\u201d asked the lawyer. \u201cNope,\u201d replied the man. \u201cOK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,\u201d said&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2144,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"default","_kad_post_title":"default","_kad_post_layout":"default","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"default","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"default","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2143"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2145,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2143\/revisions\/2145"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}