A man phones his wife and asks her:<\/p>\n
\u201cHoney I\u2019ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We\u2019re leaving from office & I\u2019ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife noticed that there\u2019s something fishy in her husband\u2019s story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband and did exactly as he told her.<\/p>\n
After a week the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but happy to have done a good job.<\/p>\n
The wife immediately started asking about the weekend, how it was, if he\u2019d caught any fish and so on.<\/p>\n
The husband said: \u201cYes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pyjamas?\u201d<\/p>\n
To which the wife responded: \u201cI did\u2026..They\u2019re in your fishing box\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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