{"id":2234,"date":"2024-11-27T14:46:10","date_gmt":"2024-11-27T14:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=2234"},"modified":"2024-11-27T14:51:27","modified_gmt":"2024-11-27T14:51:27","slug":"a-night-of-miscommunication","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=2234","title":{"rendered":"A Night of Miscommunication"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><b>One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.<\/b><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>\u00a0<\/b><b>After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.\u00a0 With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cHoney, would you give me a blow job?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Horrified, she replies, \u201cAre you crazy? My parents will see us!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cOh come on!\u00a0 Who\u2019s gonna see us at this hour?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cBut can you imagine if we get caught?!?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cOh come on!\u00a0 There\u2019s nobody around, they\u2019re all sleeping!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cNo way.\u00a0 It\u2019s just too risky!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cOh please, please, I love you so much?!?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cNo, no, and no.\u00a0 I love you too, but I just can\u2019t!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cOh yes you can.\u00a0 Please?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cNo, no. I just can\u2019t!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI\u2019m begging you\u2026\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Suddenly, the hallway light turns on &#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>and the girl\u2019s sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cDad says that you should go ahead and give him a blow job, or mom can do it.\u00a0 Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u2026 but for God\u2019s sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. &nbsp; \u00a0After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.\u00a0 With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: \u201cHoney, would you give me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2235,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"default","_kad_post_title":"default","_kad_post_layout":"default","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"default","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"default","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2234"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2237,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2234\/revisions\/2237"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}