{"id":2896,"date":"2025-06-13T16:53:52","date_gmt":"2025-06-13T16:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=2896"},"modified":"2025-06-13T16:53:52","modified_gmt":"2025-06-13T16:53:52","slug":"two-elderly-women-were-enjoying-a-late-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=2896","title":{"rendered":"Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch and a drink at their favorite pub one afternoon.<br \/>\nEthel, glancing over at Mabel, noticed something unusual about her friend\u2019s ear and said, \u201cMabel, you\u2019ve got a s.u.p.pository in your left ear!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mabel, surprised, pulled it out and examined it closely. \u201cA s.u.ppository? Really?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She then paused, a look of realization dawning on her face. \u201cEthel, I\u2019m so glad you found this! Now I know where my hearing aid has been hiding all this time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<br \/>\nThe guys were all out at deer camp, sharing cabins<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/lifestory25.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/j38.2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lifestory25.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/j38.2-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-22999\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThe guys were all out at deer camp, sharing cabins.<br \/>\nThere was just one problem: no one wanted to room with Carl.<\/p>\n<p>Why?<\/p>\n<p>Because Carl didn\u2019t just snore\u2014he shook the drywall.<\/p>\n<p>They decided to take turns bunking with him.<\/p>\n<p>First night: Steve draws the short straw.<\/p>\n<p>Next morning? He stumbles into breakfast with hair like a haystack and eyes like two road flares.<\/p>\n<p>Second night: Mike\u2019s turn.<\/p>\n<p>He shows up the next morning looking like he\u2019d been hit by a truck.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMan, you okay?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCarl\u2019s snoring rattled my fillings. I gave up and stared at the ceiling till sunrise.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Third night: Big Frank steps up.<\/p>\n<p>Ex-linebacker. Doesn\u2019t scare easy. They figure he can handle it.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning, Frank strolls in\u2014refreshed, hair combed, sipping coffee like he\u2019s on vacation.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone\u2019s jaws drop.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWait\u2026 you look great! What happened?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Frank grins.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, when we got into the room, I tucked Carl in, fluffed his pillow, and gave him a little kiss on the forehead. He stayed up all night watching me. Slept like a baby.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014<\/p>\n<p>Caption idea:<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s more than one way to stop a snorer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch and a drink at their favorite pub one afternoon. Ethel, glancing over at Mabel, noticed something unusual about her friend\u2019s ear and said, \u201cMabel, you\u2019ve got a s.u.p.pository in your left ear!\u201d Mabel, surprised, pulled it out and examined it closely. \u201cA s.u.ppository? Really?\u201d She then paused,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2897,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"default","_kad_post_title":"default","_kad_post_layout":"default","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"default","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"default","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2896"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2898,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896\/revisions\/2898"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}