{"id":32,"date":"2024-07-13T16:50:49","date_gmt":"2024-07-13T16:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=32"},"modified":"2024-07-13T16:50:49","modified_gmt":"2024-07-13T16:50:49","slug":"teacher-addresses-a-student","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Teacher Addresses A Student."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher questioned a student, \u201cHow many kidneys do we have?\u201d \u201cFour!\u201d the backbencher responded.\u201cFour? Haha,\u201d the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students\u2019 mistakes. The teacher then told a front-row student, \u201cBring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room.\u201dThe backbencher added, \u201cAnd for me, a coffee!\u201d The teacher, now furious, kicked the student out.As he left, the student explained, \u201cYou asked how many kidneys \u2018we have.\u2019 We have four: two of mine and two of yours. \u2018We have\u2019 is used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.\u201d<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/448019511_1016879573164075_2687978906941535715_n-240x300-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-33\" \/><br \/>\nA teacher questioned a student, \u201cHow many kidneys do we have?\u201d \u201cFour!\u201d the backbencher responded.\u201cFour? Haha,\u201d the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students\u2019 mistakes. The teacher then told a front-row student, \u201cBring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room.\u201dThe backbencher added, \u201cAnd for me, a coffee!\u201d The teacher, now furious, kicked the student out.As he left, the student explained, \u201cYou asked how many kidneys \u2018we have.\u2019 We have four: two of mine and two of yours. \u2018We have\u2019 is used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.\u201d <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher questioned a student, \u201cHow many kidneys do we have?\u201d \u201cFour!\u201d the backbencher responded.\u201cFour? Haha,\u201d the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students\u2019 mistakes. The teacher then told a front-row student, \u201cBring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room.\u201dThe backbencher added, \u201cAnd for me, a coffee!\u201d The teacher, now furious,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":34,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"default","_kad_post_title":"default","_kad_post_layout":"default","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"default","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"default","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/35"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/34"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}