{"id":3330,"date":"2025-11-11T11:31:49","date_gmt":"2025-11-11T11:31:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=3330"},"modified":"2025-11-11T11:31:49","modified_gmt":"2025-11-11T11:31:49","slug":"joke-of-the-day-%f0%9f%98%85%f0%9f%98%9c%f0%9f%a4%a3-it-started-with-a-sweet-text-from-their-daughter-can-you-watch-the-kids-for-a-few-hours-just-until-dinner-edna-ever-the-opt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=3330","title":{"rendered":"Joke of The Day \ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude1c\ud83e\udd23 It started with a sweet text from their daughter: \u201cCan you watch the kids for a few hours? Just until dinner?\u201d Edna, ever the optimist, replied with a thumbs-up emoji and four heart stickers. Frank squinted at the phone. \u201cAre you sure she meant today? Last time I agreed to babysit, I woke up with glitter in my belly button.\u201d \u201cShe said they\u2019re easy now. They’re older,\u201d Edna smiled. Frank grunted. \u201cSo are we.\u201d By 10:12 a.m., the living room looked like a toy factory exploded during a disco. There were LEGOs in the fish tank, applesauce on the ceiling, and someone had used a marker to draw a six-pack on Frank\u2019s bald belly while he dozed off. …Brilliant continuation in the first comment \ud83d\udc47"},"content":{"rendered":"

Can you watch the kids for a few hours?
\nBy Wild –
\n\"\"
\nIt started with a sweet text from their daughter:
\n\u201cCan you watch the kids for a few hours? Just until dinner?\u201d<\/p>\n

Edna, ever the optimist, replied with a thumbs-up emoji and four heart stickers.<\/p>\n

Frank squinted at the phone.
\n\u201cAre you sure she meant today? Last time I agreed to babysit, I woke up with glitter in my belly button.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cShe said they\u2019re easy now. They\u2019re older,\u201d Edna smiled.
\nFrank grunted. \u201cSo are we.\u201d<\/p>\n

By 10:12 a.m., the living room looked like a toy factory exploded during a disco. There were LEGOs in the fish tank, applesauce on the ceiling, and someone had used a marker to draw a six-pack on Frank\u2019s bald belly while he dozed off.<\/p>\n

\u201cI told you,\u201d Frank groaned, sliding off the armchair like a slow landslide, \u201cThey don\u2019t come over. They invade.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI just stepped on a dinosaur and a Barbie shoe,\u201d Edna whispered through gritted teeth. \u201cI think I need a tetanus shot.\u201d<\/p>\n

The youngest grandkid streaked by, giggling, wearing only a lampshade and one sock.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, outside the window, their daughter pulled out of the driveway like she was escaping a hostage situation.<\/p>\n

\u201cShe\u2019s not coming back till sundown,\u201d Edna sighed.
\nFrank picked up a juice box and drank it in one gulp.
\n\u201cThen we\u2019re not cleaning until sunrise.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Can you watch the kids for a few hours? By Wild – It started with a sweet text from their daughter: \u201cCan you watch the kids for a few hours? Just until dinner?\u201d Edna, ever the optimist, replied with a thumbs-up emoji and four heart stickers. Frank squinted at the phone. \u201cAre you sure she…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3332,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"default","_kad_post_title":"default","_kad_post_layout":"default","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"default","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"default","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3330"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3333,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330\/revisions\/3333"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}