{"id":935,"date":"2024-08-21T10:26:40","date_gmt":"2024-08-21T10:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=935"},"modified":"2024-08-21T10:26:40","modified_gmt":"2024-08-21T10:26:40","slug":"do-you-drink-beer-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/?p=935","title":{"rendered":"DO YOU DRINK BEER?!!! (FUNNY STORY)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> ago<br \/>\nrobesta<br \/>\nJoin<\/p>\n<p>Do you drink beer?<br \/>\nWoman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes<\/p>\n<p>Woman: How many beers a day?<\/p>\n<p>Man: Usually about 3<\/p>\n<p>Woman: How much do you pay per beer?<\/p>\n<p>Man: $5.00 which includes a tip<\/p>\n<p>Woman: And how long have you been drinking?<\/p>\n<p>Man: About 20 years, I suppose<\/p>\n<p>Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 \u2026correct?<\/p>\n<p>Man: Correct<\/p>\n<p>Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?<\/p>\n<p>Man: Correct<\/p>\n<p>Woman: Do you know that if you didn&#8217;t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?<\/p>\n<p>Man: Do you drink beer?<\/p>\n<p>Woman: No<\/p>\n<p>Man: What color is your Ferrari?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ago robesta Join Do you drink beer? Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":936,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"default","_kad_post_title":"default","_kad_post_layout":"default","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"default","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"default","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=935"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":937,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935\/revisions\/937"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzflash1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}